Martha Zo. 16. Texas. Aspiring gold digger.
I'm into Paul Thomas Anderson, Broad City, and True Detective.
kissing is disgusting but i need to be kissed rn. asap. quickly
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
my sexuality is girls all the time and boys if they’re famous, almost offensively beautiful and completely unattainable so i can attach all my impossible ideals to them and never have to have anything to do with them irl
My daughter had a friend named Max. She told me Fight Club is his favorite movie. I told her never to talk to Max again.
— David Fincher (via sebstanstears)
one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’
Lil B > Elvis Presley
fucking kill me, no seriously.. this is so sad to me. god damnit.
No one should be stressed over a dead white man who couldn’t make his own music
kim k takes selfies with such finesse and lack of shame it’s inspiring honestly I look up to her
I actually love getting rude messages bc it allows me to flex my creativity and humor skills
Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead.
— Schmidt, 22 Jump Street (via artvevo)